Footprints of a hedonistic slob

School of life

2008-07-06T20:37:00.001-07:00

simply amazing

2008-06-23T07:33:00.000-07:00

groovy listening

2008-06-18T23:57:00.001-07:00

:D

2008-06-12T21:53:00.001-07:00

17,969,823
How much money will you be worth?

Oh. Shit.

2008-06-09T01:33:00.000-07:00

I hope this is a hoax. :(

Man I've gotta watch this

2008-06-02T22:14:00.000-07:00

I love thai adverts

2008-05-22T19:08:00.000-07:00

Courtesy of Jonathan

Guitar fun!

2008-05-21T01:01:00.000-07:00

Cartoon Paintballing!

2008-05-15T00:05:00.000-07:00

Halloween cartoon

2008-05-09T03:30:00.000-07:00

Courtesy of Tatari

I shed a tear or two when watching this

2008-04-29T23:42:00.000-07:00

Courtesy of Jonathan

Check this out from Cambridge University

2008-04-16T02:47:00.001-07:00

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

The coolest website ever

2008-04-11T01:34:00.000-07:00

http://producten.hema.nl/

You won't be disappointed.

A classic psychological experiment

2008-03-26T18:30:00.000-07:00

Japanese Anime FTW!

2008-03-17T01:06:00.000-07:00

The Waldo Ultimatum

2008-03-12T00:29:00.000-07:00

:-O~

2008-03-08T19:18:00.000-08:00

A Strong Anti-Crime Message

2008-03-05T07:53:00.000-08:00

I'll never commit another crime. ever.

(courtesy of Faye)

they'll never find him

2008-03-02T18:10:00.000-08:00

because some people just should

2008-02-24T17:04:00.000-08:00

2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift

2008-02-04T06:25:00.000-08:00

OMG you MUST listen to this! :D

Link is here: http://www.mrbrownshow.com/2008/02/04/the-mrbrown-show-2-many-2-count-erp-drift/

2 Many 2 Count - ERP Drift

I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Go to city many gantry
Can’t afford your speed too low
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Slow is dangerous (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

I wonder if you know,
How they live in Toa Payoh
Please lah tolong, only Lorong
Not Expressway also tio!
Fast and furious! (Kena!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Spread like virius! (Aiyah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

Many many taxes danglin
ERP now is randomin
Keep your speed ‘bove 45
Or everybody Cashcard won’t survive!
Suka suka ERP on
Happy happy gantry can born
16 new ways to gope your lui
See already want to pui!

Gahmen say take MRT
Cos car is only luxury
Build the road for Fellari
Normal car will up lorry
Ji Pa Ban (uh!), Ichiban (uh)
No million dollars you Lan Lan
CTE is the place to be
Singapore road for VIP

I wonder if you know,
How they live in Ang Mo Kio
Reach work early, at 5.30
Spend three hours drink teh-o
Can’t be seraious! (wah lau!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Live like vampires (ouch!) (beep! beep! beep!)

I wonder if you know,
Where the gantry never grow
Where the lorry Never worry
Travel freely where you go
Pulau Bukom! (Don’t have!) (beep! beep! beep!)
Pulau Tekong (Huat ah!) (beep! beep! beep!)

Just Listen

2008-01-28T17:04:00.001-08:00

Dolphins play with air bubbles!

2008-01-26T19:58:00.001-08:00

Go Spike! Go!

2008-01-24T22:31:00.000-08:00

Shoryuken!

2008-01-17T05:02:00.001-08:00

...oh.....my...god.......

2008-01-17T04:19:00.001-08:00

Conspiracy of Titanic proportions!

2008-01-16T21:03:00.000-08:00

aahahaha

2008-01-11T22:50:00.001-08:00

Pretty cool trick

2008-01-08T05:21:00.000-08:00

Craig

2007-12-23T20:22:00.001-08:00

Priest

2007-12-23T19:40:00.000-08:00

Merry X'mas everyone!

2007-12-20T21:25:00.000-08:00

Cool music mashup

2007-12-13T08:48:00.001-08:00

Caution:

2007-12-07T08:30:00.000-08:00

Craigslist Meets WallStreet

2007-11-24T08:33:00.000-08:00

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful”
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way.
Classic “pump and dump.”
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

How to fold a t-shirt

2007-11-21T04:58:00.001-08:00

World's largest swimming pool

2007-11-20T06:53:00.000-08:00

This massive outdoor pool sits at the San Alfonso del Mar in Chile. It is 8 hectares in size and holds a staggering 250,000 cubic meters of water! It has been acknowledged by Guinness World Records as being the worlds largest swimming pool. The pool is 1KM long and features clear water artificial lagoons, which are transparent to a depth of 35 meters

A good commercial

2007-10-29T09:56:00.000-07:00

Eyes

2007-10-19T17:48:00.001-07:00

Left brain / Right brain

2007-10-11T18:29:00.000-07:00

Is the girl turning clockwise, or counter-clockwise?

If you see her rotating clockwise, you are right-brained (and thus more creative), if you see counter-clockwise, you are left-brained (and more logical).

actual IRC logs

2007-10-09T20:55:00.000-07:00

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
well, you can still get one from a strange country :-P

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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

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oh man
I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
:<

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DragonflyBlade21: A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

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what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?

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: If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
: If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
: Where u work?
: I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

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lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
"getting my song back fucker"

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the "bishop" came to our church today
he was a fucken impostor
never once moved diagonally

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Im going to be the next hitler
Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
why the clown
See? no one cares about the jews
lmao

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hey baby, whats up?
umm....nothing?
So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

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Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ok.
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Whoops

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It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...
One of these...has a future.
LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this
How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?
*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

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my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
ouch.
yeah.i sent them to her dad

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*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
what fraud?
You haven't heard about it?
no?
You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

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Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
wait, shit

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
Who me?!
Yes you!
Couldn't be!
Then WHO?!!
Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)

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67% of girls are stupid

i belong with the other 13%

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just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
* luckyb1tch has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* r3devl has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* sasopi has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* phhhfft has quit IRC (r`heaven)
* blackersnake has quit IRC (r`heaven)
that's gotta hurt
:(

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i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

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I should bomb something
...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

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IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"

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I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
It said my password wasn't long enough. :(

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Thank you for listening to me.
You know your a really good listener.
Sweety please say something.
Ok I'm back.

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lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
haha mendo
take a screen shot
wait
that made no sense

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JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care?
Thilo: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob.
JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up
Thilo: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.

Heh. Morbid.

2007-09-26T01:10:00.000-07:00

It's not easy being a Disney character

2007-09-17T21:47:00.000-07:00

"Holy macaroni, Batman!"

2007-09-17T19:16:00.000-07:00

Female gamers

2007-09-15T23:18:00.000-07:00

Get yours now!

2007-09-13T23:29:00.000-07:00

The things men do for you

2007-09-12T21:25:00.000-07:00

Be humbled..

2007-09-09T22:40:00.001-07:00

Anti-Piracy

2007-09-09T22:31:00.001-07:00

Infinite wisdom

2007-09-06T21:52:00.000-07:00

An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behaviour, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty.

Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.

"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning.

Now, all heads turn towards the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light.
One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something."

The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money".

Evolution

2007-08-07T17:59:00.001-07:00

Narutrix

2007-08-06T18:02:00.000-07:00

Favourite scenes from Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny

2007-08-05T19:56:00.000-07:00

spoke to me

2007-08-01T21:27:00.000-07:00

Wah. Deeeeep. I Like.

2007-07-17T21:37:00.000-07:00

Buddha was not a god. He was a human being like you and me, and he suffered just as we do. If we go to the Buddha with our hearts open, he will look at us, his eyes filled with compassion, and say, “Because there is suffering in your heart, it is possible for you to enter my heart.”

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Once there was a woman named Kisagotami, whose first-born son died. She was so stricken with grief that she roamed the streets carrying the dead body and asking for help to bring her son back to life. A kind and wise man took her to the Buddha.

The Buddha told her, "Fetch me a handful of mustard seeds and I will bring your child back to life." Joyfully Kisagotami started off to get them. Then the Buddha added, "But the seeds must come from a family that has not known death."

Kisagotami went from door to door in the whole village asking for the mustard seeds, but everyone said, "Oh, there have been many deaths here", "I lost my father", I lost my sister". She could not find a single household that had not been visited by death. Finally Kisagotami returned to the Buddha and said, "There is death in every family. Everyone dies. Now I understand your teaching."

The Buddha said, "No one can escape death and unhappiness. If people expect only happiness in life, they will be disappointed."

Tape art

2007-06-24T16:36:00.000-07:00

...and then he discovered girls.

2007-06-08T17:49:00.001-07:00

Photoshop magic

2007-05-30T23:20:00.000-07:00

How true.

2007-05-26T05:57:00.000-07:00

Super Powers

2007-05-21T20:11:00.000-07:00

The best 6 minutes I spent today

Harry Potter and his mid-life crisis

2007-05-21T19:57:00.000-07:00

i miss diving!

2007-05-21T19:46:00.000-07:00

Cute commercial

2007-05-21T00:40:00.001-07:00

Introduced by Yiling

Colour Changing Card Trick

2007-05-17T09:48:00.001-07:00

nsf OWNED

2007-05-17T09:32:00.000-07:00

More than meets the eye

2007-05-15T19:39:00.000-07:00

Ballad of a noob

2007-05-15T19:12:00.000-07:00

Waldo

2007-05-15T05:50:00.000-07:00

Choose your sport

2007-05-13T06:35:00.000-07:00

Zeroes 2

2007-05-09T12:42:00.001-07:00

Zeroes

2007-05-09T12:40:00.000-07:00

I love her voice

2007-05-08T07:53:00.000-07:00

illusionst JC Sum and Ning the magic babe

2007-05-08T02:18:00.000-07:00

How you should wake up your girlfriend

2007-05-07T08:00:00.000-07:00

Brains!

2007-05-06T23:43:00.000-07:00

Michelin Kid

2007-05-03T07:13:00.000-07:00

The difference between Europe and USA

2007-05-01T23:06:00.000-07:00

Washrooms we should all have

2007-04-29T06:45:00.000-07:00

Cool Knife Holder

2007-04-25T05:10:00.000-07:00

Very funny, Peter.

2007-04-22T06:55:00.000-07:00

Priceless advice, for free

2007-04-19T06:36:00.000-07:00

Today, I went down with Jon to SLS to get a new keyboard and mouse to complete the new desktop system I set up for my mum.. and man, they don't come cheap these days.
These things used to cost like 8 bucks or something (the last time I remember).. most of them we saw today were now at least 12!
Damn inflation. Or GST hike. Or MP wage hike. Or whatever. Damn you!
Maybe I'm just cheap.

Alas, we managed to find a couple of cheap (but not too ugly) ones after some 15 minutes of walking around.

I like walking around at SLS.. I get to look at nice shiny computer parts and big colourful LCD monitors ^_^
Sigh. The place makes me feel poor though. Its painful looking at all these nice (don't forget shiny) things without the money to buy them.

*slams fist on desk*
ONE DAY. One day I will make my mark in this world, and have more than enough moolah in my embarrassingly expensive and deep pockets.

But I digress.

So we just finished our manly shopping trip (which lasted a whole of 30 long minutes) and sat down for lunch.
My itchy fingers proceeded to get acquainted with my new electronic friend, and guess what came out of the box together with the keyboard: an unassuming little instructional booklet.

My new friends

The booklet of wisdom

Of course, I didn't pay much attention to the little book.. I usually don't. This time however, I was compelled by a mysterious force to flip through the crisp, white pages of this innocent little manual.

...and little did I know, this booklet would in the next few minutes fill my unworthy mind with throngs of divine information meant only for the gods.

*gasp*
I wasn't sure if it was appropriate for me to have access to such divine secrets, but human greed and a serious lack of dicipline pushed me to flip the page.. and there I found a very personal secret..

AHA.
So THAT'S why I have no money. THAT'S why I got a C- grade for my accounting module. THAT'S why my guinea pigs died when I was only 18.

DAMN YOU LESS-FAVOURABLE BODY POSITION!

*sniffle*
I can finally live a normal life again.. THANK YOU Booklet of Wisdom! You've given my life meaning once more.

Magic at Golf

2007-04-17T10:07:00.000-07:00

chuckle

2007-04-16T20:50:00.000-07:00

Curiously morbid

2007-04-16T02:54:00.000-07:00

Hello world!

2007-04-03T01:32:00.000-07:00

My journey into the world documented for your entertainment pleasure